Christian DiMarzio

Lover of nature and all things animals.

Huge Disney Fan/Historian/Archivist.

  • amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN
  • amplitudeandexcursion:

    there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via epic-humor)

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  • joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?
  • joshpeck:

    thesylverlining:

    what happened in roughly 1870 though

    why was there temporary internet

    with a few people searching for pokemon?

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    (Source: neilcicierega, via epic-humor)

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  • 
"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"That’s funny."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."
  • "Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."

    "That’s funny."

    "My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

    (Source: theclearlydope, via bastille)

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  • (Source: seriousjizz, via bastille)

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  • (Source: iraffiruse, via epic-humor)

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  • verylittlebird:

    a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

    (via pizza)

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  • katiemyladyy:

    clashing-oceans:

    Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?

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    GUYS SERIOUSLY 
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    G U Y S
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    we could have had a singing career.

    (via kiss-my-assbutt)

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  • intensional:

My sisters Instagram description makes me nauseous
  • intensional:

    My sisters Instagram description makes me nauseous

    (via bastille)

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  • (Source: pleatedjeans, via bastille)

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  • anymousse:

And now, a deep moment from Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
  • anymousse:

    And now, a deep moment from Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

    (Source: jaguarslair, via bastille)

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